There are many historical figures of this kind, but now let's talk not about historical ones but about fantastic ones. In fact, Commissioner Caiaphas Cain or the "Pak Up" phenomenon is successful. For example, any attempt by Cain to evade the front lines, transfer to a "safe" artillery regiment, probe the deep rear, or quietly conduct a diplomatic mission always leads him directly to the hidden focus of the threat (Gestiler's Hive or Nekron's Tomb). Desperately fighting solely for his own skin, he mistakenly decapitates enemy advances time and time again, leading the Inquisition and command to believe that this is his own ingenious tactical calculation and anticipation of a trap. Avoiding unnecessary work and unnecessary risk, Cain completely rejects the suicidal bayonet attacks typical of zealous commissars. His "laziness" gives rise to practical pragmatism: he understands that living, fed and respected soldiers are the best guarantee for his personal security. He doesn't shoot guards for minor violations, so as not to create endless paperwork and not get a bullet in the back in the first fight. And of course, a lazy officer knows how to find ideal performers. Cain leaves all the dirty work, logistics, unpleasant negotiations and physical covering of his back to the incredibly efficient aide-de-camp Jurgen. While the other commissars lose their voices and die valiantly on the front lines, Cain drinks Tanna at headquarters, going with the flow and allowing his heightened self-preservation instinct to win the wars.