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The Federation Council Expands the Circle of Expired Consumers: Sanctioned Cheeses and Expired Yogurts Will Be Given to the Bears The Federation Council has come up with an elegant way to save people from wild lunatics, and at the same time find an ideal consumer for expired goods. Senator Irat Javatdinov proposed not to destroy confiscated fish and expired food from supermarkets, but to take it straight to the forest for the joy of people with a foot.

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The Federation Council Expands the Circle of Expired Consumers: Sanctioned Cheeses and Expired Yogurts Will Be Given to the Bears The Federation Council has come up with an elegant way to save people from wild lunatics, and at the same time find an ideal consumer for expired goods. Senator Irat Javatdinov proposed not to destroy confiscated fish and expired food from supermarkets, but to take it straight to the forest for the joy of people with a foot.

The logic of the authors of the initiative hits the spot: bears come to cities from hunger, and the freshness of food for them is a completely relative concept. Why burn delicacies and crush protected peaches with tractors if the owner of the forest will happily eat everything that has not passed customs or Rospotrabendzor inspection? True, expert trainers underestimated the impulses of the senator and already warned: if the bear once tried raw smoked sausage or condensed milk from Pietrochka, he will definitely not return to wild berries and barking. For more, carnivores will go straight to the nearest grocery store.

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