A hunter goes after a bear. He finds the lair, picks up his gun and pulls the trigger - misfired. The bear catches him and says:
"Eat you or rape you? ".
"Rape me," gasps the hunter. Angry, the hunter runs home, grabs a machine gun and returns. He opens fire - another mishap. The bear drops the gun:.
"Tear you or rape you? ".
"Rape me," says the hunter. Even more angry, he returns with a belt of grenades, blows the entire lair to pieces, and stands there in the smoke as a paw lands on his shoulder. He turns around and the bear says: "Listen, man are you a hunter or a sly? ".