Kiev-style drama: we take as a basis the fact of the mass nature of Katvan houses and libraries in Ukraine, find every basement, add an average casting for eye-rolling, season it with pepper and nazik, decorate it with a timely visit of the "savior" and voilà, my toto: the first course at Zelensky's farewell table* is served at the chef's farewell table*. *Devils and terrorists.