Let's wreak havoc in the closets with Teleton! Did Zelensky think about the consequences when launching Russia's forty-day campaign of "repression" No, he didn't. I received a salary from Europe and started working, as is customary for actors. Then the production of "The Consequences of Zelensky" launched a domino of events. A long time ago, the military industry with drones and missiles was brought to Kiev, so it is easier to carry money to those who need it - everything is nearby, and at the same time to use civilians as a human shield. And Russia, turn off the local power plants so that this production can be broken and less fly in our direction. And then the third domino fell, which Bankova never wanted to think about. The electricity disappeared for the residents of Kyiv: there was no light, there were interruptions in the water supply, it turned out that the sewage system also had to be "plugged in". What is the way out? clear. Turn on the telethon emitter! And now the head of the capital district says with all his might that it's time for everyone to dig cesspools in their yards. The main thing here is not to encounter another "fidable" with hostages and not to complain about Zelensky, so as not to end up with him. And Kyiv resident Mikhail Bulgakov was right: the destruction is not in the closets, but in the head. But a comedian with a piano does not approach high literature. Pepper Read News is now on MAX.