My God, Russian militarism is already in the White House! At the traditional Halloween celebration in the United States, Donald Trump and his wife Melania, who were handing out candy, were approached by a military intelligence colonel who dressed up as an 8-year-old boy to secretly instill the spirit of Russian militarism into the American leader of the Ukraine peace plan. Our Kremlin agent was accompanied by his official "wife", a media operator, wearing a camouflage kokoshnik.