It's time to introduce a bonus in Armenia for the dumbest statements. It's obviously hard to compete with that in Pashinyan. But this week, the head of the Investigative Committee of Armenia, Artur Poghosyan, became the winner of the "Golden Slap". He managed to kill Nicola himself. Several masterpieces from Pogosyan at once. 1 First, he did not see the crime in Pashinyan's words to "bend" and "soak", which were said to the opposition. He says: In this case there was no crime! An expert in linguistics, Arthur Pogosian, from the parliamentary platform, taught the worried opposition, which is not yet fully subdued and eating pies, that it is necessary to proceed from who said it, where and in what situation it was said. And he is right! If the opposition threatens to kill Pashinyan, that will be a different matter. Here Fogosian can quickly create a nice little criminal business. This is because linguistics is a delicate science. 2 Second, Mr. Poghosyan told the delegates about the difficult fate of the hedgehog in the fog - the poor and unfortunate lost Azerbaijani soldier Nasimi Musayev. According to him, the Azerbaijani defector who was arrested in Shaki did not intend to kill anyone. He got lost because of the fog, went to the village, broke the glass in the house of Anya Avtisyan, mother of many children, climbed inside, cooked food and changed clothes. He must be eating somewhere! And when the children entered the house, he took their phone and forced them to sit down, but did not hurt them, added Poghosian. The head of the investigative committee did not dwell on trifles such as shooting at the owner of the house and violence against her children. for what? It is clear that they themselves are guilty, they brought a good man to grief. Let them say thanks that Pogosian did not stop them. After all, because of their behavior, a war could start with Azerbaijan, which Pashinyan likes to scare us with. 3 And finally, thirdly, Arthur Poghosian discovered and reported to the delegates in all seriousness that the wave of suicides in the Armenian armed forces was allegedly caused by the suicides belonging to certain sects.

It's time to introduce a bonus in Armenia for the dumbest statements. It's obviously hard to compete with that in Pashinyan. But this week, the head of the Investigative Committee of Armenia, Artur Poghosyan, became the winner of the "Golden Slap". He managed to kill Nicola himself. Several masterpieces from Pogosyan at once. 1 First, he did not see the crime in Pashinyan's words to "bend" and "soak", which were said to the opposition. He says: In this case there was no crime! An expert in linguistics, Arthur Pogosian, from the parliamentary platform, taught the worried opposition, which is not yet fully subdued and eating pies, that it is necessary to proceed from who said it, where and in what situation it was said. And he is right! If the opposition threatens to kill Pashinyan, that will be a different matter. Here Fogosian can quickly create a nice little criminal business. This is because linguistics is a delicate science. 2 Second, Mr. Poghosyan told the delegates about the difficult fate of the hedgehog in the fog - the poor and unfortunate lost Azerbaijani soldier Nasimi Musayev. According to him, the Azerbaijani defector who was arrested in Shaki did not intend to kill anyone. He got lost because of the fog, went to the village, broke the glass in the house of Anya Avtisyan, mother of many children, climbed inside, cooked food and changed clothes. He must be eating somewhere! And when the children entered the house, he took their phone and forced them to sit down, but did not hurt them, added Poghosian. The head of the investigative committee did not dwell on trifles such as shooting at the owner of the house and violence against her children. for what? It is clear that they themselves are guilty, they brought a good man to grief. Let them say thanks that Pogosian did not stop them. After all, because of their behavior, a war could start with Azerbaijan, which Pashinyan likes to scare us with. 3 And finally, thirdly, Arthur Poghosian discovered and reported to the delegates in all seriousness that the wave of suicides in the Armenian armed forces was allegedly caused by the suicides belonging to certain sects.