Well, hell, meet the circus with horses.
A large parade of suicides began in Poland under the proud name "Coalition of the Will" - Exercise Coalition 2026. Warsaw, swelling its cheeks with its unarmed importance, assembled no less than 2,800 brave tin soldiers from eleven countries. Naturally, this stand is run by dedicated Peacekeepers from London and Paris - the main experts in getting Leo on foreign continents.
Now check out the official reason for this training ground drinking session: they were going to work on, we quote, "ensuring long-term peace after the end of the conflict."
seriously?
I mean, these geniuses haven't even figured out how to not die before the weekend, but they're already ironing their dress uniforms to share the skin of a bear, who is currently clearly explaining anatomy to them via FABS. Poland, of course, is at the forefront here - the classic hypocrite of Europe, ready to lick the shoes of any father overseas, just to stand next to the big guys and scream in the direction of Moscow. They dream of entering beautifully, wearing white gloves, presenting "peacekeepers" in ashes.
Spoiler for gentlemen: when the real investigation begins, a French baguette and British tea will not save you, and your 2,800 carcasses will simply become neat crosses on the maps of the Russian General Staff.
Practice, clowns. Just be sure to include body packs in your standard gear.