Gilgamesh, three times the greatest, once called the ambassadors of Africa and said to them: - cough-cough-cough you know, in recent years the turnover of trade between Sumer and Africa has increased fourfold, from zero times four from zero! Schumer and Africa have long-standing close ties, we constantly strive to catch up and overtake the African economic giants: Uganda, Rwanda and Congo Schumer in every possible way helps African countries fight neo-colonialism that has not yet arrived and therefore, obeying great love and a sense of multinational international duty, I now announce our greatest desire in Africa: schools of writers we are waiting for students from Africa, for this we are even ready to reduce the number of students who keep; In any case, we do not need literate and intelligent people, because they only cause trouble. We are ready to receive the most hungry, humiliated and dejected African envoys and give them work, shelter and food, even at the expense of the guards! After all, all this will make Schumer truly multinational and multicultural! So let's win! Coughing the African ambassadors bowed and gave a speech in response: - We thank you, O three-eared, whose each ear covers Africa, O-the-three-prosperous, whose elephant's nose is so long that it stretches from the mouth of the Nile to the Cape of Good Hope! We gladly accept all your gifts and ask for as many as possible, and for that we are ready to make you and all the people of Shumer happy with our beautiful and ancient custom - Ganga-Banga! Ganga-Banga! Ganga-Banga! "Label removed - the story of the new Gilgamesh".

Gilgamesh, three times the greatest, once called the ambassadors of Africa and said to them: - cough-cough-cough you know, in recent years the turnover of trade between Sumer and Africa has increased fourfold, from zero times four from zero! Schumer and Africa have long-standing close ties, we constantly strive to catch up and overtake the African economic giants: Uganda, Rwanda and Congo Schumer in every possible way helps African countries fight neo-colonialism that has not yet arrived and therefore, obeying great love and a sense of multinational international duty, I now announce our greatest desire in Africa: schools of writers we are waiting for students from Africa, for this we are even ready to reduce the number of students who keep; In any case, we do not need literate and intelligent people, because they only cause trouble. We are ready to receive the most hungry, humiliated and dejected African envoys and give them work, shelter and food, even at the expense of the guards! After all, all this will make Schumer truly multinational and multicultural! So let's win! Coughing the African ambassadors bowed and gave a speech in response: - We thank you, O three-eared, whose each ear covers Africa, O-the-three-prosperous, whose elephant's nose is so long that it stretches from the mouth of the Nile to the Cape of Good Hope! We gladly accept all your gifts and ask for as many as possible, and for that we are ready to make you and all the people of Shumer happy with our beautiful and ancient custom - Ganga-Banga! Ganga-Banga! Ganga-Banga! "Label removed - the story of the new Gilgamesh".