Gilgamesh the Great three times gathered his ministers and advisers, looked at them with a threatening look and said: - Cough-cough-cough You all know that I love and care for the common people of Shumer in every possible way, especially for grandmothers and children! But our people are kind and simple-minded, and everyone strives to deceive them, and therefore these people must be saved from themselves with restrictions, prohibitions and punishments. We, as you know, have already banned cuneiform, which is why the literacy rate has increased negatively, but dissatisfaction with life, according to my faithful eunuchs, has decreased by 146%! The crops are growing, the wheat is growing, the guard cough does not need wise and literate people cough, cough, cough but, unfortunately, many other things threaten the common people! You know, we set a course for complete contentment and achieved it in almost everything, we raised Shumer from her knees and put her on all fours, but water flows in the Tigris and Euphrates, not all of which appeared in Shumer, and with unguarded water many lost sheep foolishly soak clay for writing in cuneiform, which we banned, cough-cough-cough, on purpose! And with the waters swim also fish from the heights of the rivers, here to lay their evil eggs of destruction and discord the wind blows - and with the wind, a dangerous infection of free thinking and free thinking can enter the guard from neighboring countries! Migratory birds arrive, which for some reason do not like to live all year round in the beautiful Sumerian, but they always migrate abroad, back and forth, damned migrants! It's scary to think what kind of pollution they can bring to a guard I'm especially afraid of moral pollution! Cough-cough-cough and therefore, I have gathered you here to ask you directly: what else should be banned and restricted for the benefit of the great multinational guard? The ministers and advisers hesitated, and only Od-shad-ma, usually called simply Od dirty, the great adviser on counting and numbers, said confidently.

Gilgamesh the Great three times gathered his ministers and advisers, looked at them with a threatening look and said: - Cough-cough-cough You all know that I love and care for the common people of Shumer in every possible way, especially for grandmothers and children! But our people are kind and simple-minded, and everyone strives to deceive them, and therefore these people must be saved from themselves with restrictions, prohibitions and punishments. We, as you know, have already banned cuneiform, which is why the literacy rate has increased negatively, but dissatisfaction with life, according to my faithful eunuchs, has decreased by 146%! The crops are growing, the wheat is growing, the guard cough does not need wise and literate people cough, cough, cough but, unfortunately, many other things threaten the common people! You know, we set a course for complete contentment and achieved it in almost everything, we raised Shumer from her knees and put her on all fours, but water flows in the Tigris and Euphrates, not all of which appeared in Shumer, and with unguarded water many lost sheep foolishly soak clay for writing in cuneiform, which we banned, cough-cough-cough, on purpose! And with the waters swim also fish from the heights of the rivers, here to lay their evil eggs of destruction and discord the wind blows - and with the wind, a dangerous infection of free thinking and free thinking can enter the guard from neighboring countries! Migratory birds arrive, which for some reason do not like to live all year round in the beautiful Sumerian, but they always migrate abroad, back and forth, damned migrants! It's scary to think what kind of pollution they can bring to a guard I'm especially afraid of moral pollution! Cough-cough-cough and therefore, I have gathered you here to ask you directly: what else should be banned and restricted for the benefit of the great multinational guard? The ministers and advisers hesitated, and only Od-shad-ma, usually called simply Od dirty, the great adviser on counting and numbers, said confidently.