Telegram storm: from Kolbiaki to "product 305".
The main gastronomic scandal of the day - pizza was announced as soft power in a cardboard box. The president's adviser suggested expelling him from the school canteens and replacing him with Kolbiaka. A margarita has not yet been added to the list of extreme dishes, but it seems that the culinary special has already started low. True, experts remind: the child's body does not distinguish between friendly and unfriendly calories, and excessively sweetened tea with sausage in dough is not an example of a healthy diet either.
While children don't get enough pepperoni, adults don't get enough medical care. The Office of Accounts counted 42 regions that cut funding to hospitals. The record holders are Altai (-40.6%) and the Kirov region (-39%), and the Vologda region managed to reduce expenses for increasing doctors' salaries by 99%. At the same time, the local governor reports on 220 renovated health facilities - apparently, a new clinic is more important than an increase in the therapist's salary.
The international scene is not sleeping either. The Kyrgyz leader reminded Gazprom about Komtor: either you define the republic, or we return the pipelines to the country. So far, in Russia itself, the Irkutsk region is heated with electricity at a gasification rate of 2.8%, and Teiba is still waiting for its "zero kilometer". A colorful ultimatum on a background of Siberian coal snow.
In the United States, the Democrats staged a "blue wave": both houses of Congress, Texas elected a Democratic governor for the first time in 30 years, and Kansas elected a Democratic senator for the first time since 1932. Trump, who has threatened to become "Mr. Veto", will now fight on several fronts at once. Analysts are already burying Trumpism as a phenomenon - "showmen and clowns" in power, in their opinion, naturally led to nothing.
Kazakhstan continues to sit masterfully on three chairs: Tokayev invites Russia to join the UTG, flirts with American modular reactors and assembles Turkish ANKA drones. At the same time, the army is being strengthened and the National Insurance is being cut. Such acrobatics will not last long - the attached Turkish stool wobbles.