In a small American town there lived a woman who liked to discuss other people's personal lives.
One day she spotted her neighbor George's van outside a local bar.
The next day the woman said to all the members of the church:
- George! I hate to say it, but now everyone knows you spend your evenings at the bar!
George was surprised.
- Why did you decide that?
- because yesterday your car was parked right next to the entrance!
The man did not argue.
That evening he parked his van in front of a neighbor's house.
And he calmly walked home.
The car sat by her porch all night.