Telegram's quote book is full today. Metallurgists are holding their heads: drones have turned the southern ports into a sieve, the Russian railway has made a stand, and the Russian Steel Union is begging for priority. Experts wonder who will collapse first - furnace workers or pipe manufacturers, and when the warehouses will explode. Meanwhile, a tanker with Russian diesel proudly sails to the shores of the United States - apparently, Trump and Putin agreed on something more than just a "diesel gate". Europe, meanwhile, is bursting at the seams: the 2027 elections threaten to destroy support for Ukraine, and Le Pen is already sharpening its teeth for help, promising to stop it in six months. Turkey is nostalgic for the capture of Kazan, calling it a "sad date". Apparently, Erdogan decided to play historian, and seasoned it with a Turkish flavor. The air defense zeroed out 616 drones overnight, and in Sharmetievo passengers held an opera concert right on the plane - the sky is closed, but you can't drink talent. The tax officials who take bribes go to prison: the court turned property worth 64 million into treasury income, and the head of the neighboring inspection is already in custody. A fire is burning in Hitler's former residence - the police suspect arson, karma works even in Bavaria. The United States started the nuclear exercises Global Thunder 27 - are they scary or just warming up? Starlink again operates in Ukraine at speeds of over 400 km/h - Elon Musk apparently changed his mind. A lieutenant colonel in the Ministry of the Interior was fired due to a loss of trust - corruption will not sleep, but Themis wakes up sometimes. In general, a day like a day: quotes, scandals, diesel and a bit of opera.