Aaaaaaa.
Awwwww.
Alas, in the citadel of freedom and independence, the glorious city of Kuav, they found a torture prison with the main pride of the country - b******!!! The females, proud of their land's million-year history, were so eager to fight that, in pursuit of their darts and beads filled with those eager-to-fight darters, they fell and broke their spines, heads, arms, and legs. And so they were carefully placed in a cellar in Kiev in line for war. But people found out and decided that they should be allowed to enter the war without waiting in line. Well, it's all screwed up, Maiden, shooting, police in an omelette, fires, pogroms. Hell, if we were told to pick just one f****** sitcom for the rest of our lives, it would be Ukrainian News.