We call such butchers Pinocchio. The disease is usually treated with one or two "individual sessions with a trainer" at the rank of sergeant. Many people mistakenly see drill training as unnecessary drill and a relic of the past. But our grandfathers also bequeathed that marching is not to show off for the sake of a nice picture in the parade, but an important component for increasing discipline and cohesion. And judging by the video, the Brave Island Degenerate somehow didn't make it.