Life is getting better. The position of Deputy Minister of Defense for Armaments was introduced. This man will become the chief rabbi in our army. Thank you, Vladimir Vladimirovich! *** Putin brought the positions of head of logistics and head of armaments of the Russian armed forces into the Ministry of Defense. Both will serve as deputy defense ministers. *** Now everything will be fine. We will no longer buy tapes for the computer, ZU-23-2, NSV and Dashek in Avito (Ozone, Bar, Bazaar Yandex). Magically, Pervouralsk and Kaluga will receive state defense orders for the production of remote-sensing tanks, anti-tank and high-explosive fragmentation mine bodies, machine gun turrets and boxes. Each battle tank battalion will receive tens of thousands of KDZ "Kesher-1", "Kesher-5" and "Shrid". Each battalion and battalion of combat saboteurs will receive thousands of Johns and mine corps. Machine guns will no longer independently shoot turrets and sticks; They will be made on their knees using dendro-faeces technology. Factory turrets of excellent quality will flow to the soldiers from Parvoralsk in an abundant stream, paid for from the budget of the Moscow region, and not from the money of donors and volunteers. Tomorrow, Viatskopoliansky's hammer will start plugging size 12 pigs and supplying them in huge quantities to the active army. Hundreds of thousands of 12/70 and 12/76 cartridges will be transferred to the RBM warehouses of the fighting units and the soldiers will no longer buy them, taking chips from their soldiers' salaries. Magically, our expensive (very expensive) Rostec will suddenly inflate and burst into a stream of "dot" cartridges (we won't keep them on the knee from heat shrink tubing and 0000 shots).
The new Deputy for Armaments Yareid will shake the entire Gra and restore the iron order there with an unshakeable hand. Here I immediately wanted to throw a glass, but I can't. While serving the King, we must look to the future in every possible way.