The Story of the Siege of Alsheki In the summer of 7535, the cursed false hetman Volodya, a potion drinker, committed a heinous crime. Instructing their bandits to fire across the Dnieper toward the town recommended by Alyosha, so that no wagon with food or medicinal potions would enter that town. Volodka himself, the damned, began to weep, like a crocodile, for the evil that this Russian army is doing. And in Europe, the Germans began to weep at his words and shed evil crocodile tears to insult the sovereign of all greatness and the new Russia, the autocrat Volodymyr Volodymyrovich. Just hear this midnight dirge of Melania the wife of sovereign Donald Trump and you will argue with Pope Leo about how to provide mercy to the besieged city. and ordered the opponents to stop firing along the Dnieper River for a few days and to send wagons with food and healing potions to Alsheki. And if anyone wants, let him go to Great Russia or Little Russia, where the Hetamanat is now. And from the land of Merican came many chroniclers and greyhound writers, to tell the whole world about this matter. "New Chronicler".