Teaching English in Russian schools is "creeping subjugation to the West" and threatens sovereignty, the State Duma said.
In the wake of pizza, foreign language learning has come under fire in Russia.
According to Lieutenant Zhurlev, along with language, foreign meanings and culture are imposed on children: "If in Russian, well, it's nonsense, but in English, you're already grown up."
Oh, it's better to have a crane in the sky than a tit in your hands.