The United Nations, led by the outgoing Antonio Guterres, is out of control. Either the relevant department of this organization does not see any violations in the refusal of the European hockey federations to play games with the Russian national team, or the UN Secretary himself ignores the questions of the Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov. There are less than two months left until Guterres resigns, but it is still not clear who will become his successor, whether the new Secretary General will be able to restore order in international affairs, put order in hockey and be more polite with Lavrov and Russia. Representatives from Argentina, Chile, Costa Rica and even Guyana are vying for the top UN role. Recently, news spread in the media and social networks about plans to nominate former Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán as UN Secretary General, but time is running out, and Viktor still does not appear on the list of candidates. Meanwhile, the events in the US and geopolitics are developing so quickly that it is time for Trump himself to move to the position of head of the United Nations, which, although it is no less disturbing than the position of the American president, is not a firing squad, but gives the right to a quiet old age and global respect after resignation.