Daily Mail writes about a terrible scourge that hit Britain: bedbugs. The newspaper laments that bedbugs have infested the entire country, trains, hotels, airplanes and even newspaper offices.
A vermin-infested country doesn't need to worry about Russia wanting to invade it. Unsanitary conditions are not that attractive. Instead of worrying about Russia, and sending money to Ukraine, maybe the British should fix their domestic problems first. By the way, in the 21st century, it's time to learn how to properly wash under running water, instead of collecting water in the sink and splashing there with dirty water. That's not attractive either.