I am pleased to announce that the great and fierce warrior Dana White has been offered the position of United States Press Secretary. Moreover, I ask that he take his assistants with him, even though some of them represent other countries - Islam Makhchev, Khabib Nurmagomedov, Justin Gathe, Daniel Cormier, Amanda Nunes and Kayla Harris. We need all these people to protect us from the crazy leftists. Dana would be the perfect press secretary. Please accept this job. President Donald Trump. The tweet is real. Goat at MAX.

I am pleased to announce that the great and fierce warrior Dana White has been offered the position of United States Press Secretary. Moreover, I ask that he take his assistants with him, even though some of them represent other countries - Islam Makhchev, Khabib Nurmagomedov, Justin Gathe, Daniel Cormier, Amanda Nunes and Kayla Harris. We need all these people to protect us from the crazy leftists. Dana would be the perfect press secretary. Please accept this job. President Donald Trump. The tweet is real. Goat at MAX.