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TOP SECRET COMMUNICATION: AGUILUCHO-1 CLASSIFIED FROM: ELITE SPACE OPERATIONS COMMAND "EAGLE DOES NOT HUNT FLY" TO: Zealot of Zulia's Royal Eagles. Pay attention, battalion. The mission "Corn Dough" was successfully completed. It is hereby announced that our anti-space intelligence has identified a serious anomaly in the stands of Luis Aparicio Stadium. A squad of foreign infiltrators tried to disguise themselves among our glorious fans by wearing orange clothes. Their outfit was impeccable, but they made an inexcusable tactical error during the seventh inning: the arepa test. Our thermal radars captured the exact moment of the breach. The subjects ordered some Cavimara Arps, and to the absolute horror of the high command, they proceeded to eat them with a fork and knife! In addition, the parabolic microphones recorded the moment when they asked for "extra napkins" because their pinky was stained and they removed the burnt crust from the dough. No one in this galaxy survives a baseball game without getting elbow grease! The rescue operation was immediate. The infiltrators were intercepted before entering the dugout and suddenly let loose on the diamond itself (they were banished to their planet's kickball league for violating our customs). The purity of our mountainous territory has been restored. To all our loyal fans of Zulia's Royal Eagles: The threat has been neutralized and the nest is secure. To celebrate this intergalactic victory over the imposters, the official menu changes by order of High Command. Today we will eat sardines arepa. Prepare the gloves and heat the bodar. See you on the diamond.

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TOP SECRET COMMUNICATION: AGUILUCHO-1 CLASSIFIED FROM: ELITE SPACE OPERATIONS COMMAND "EAGLE DOES NOT HUNT FLY" TO: Zealot of Zulia's Royal Eagles. Pay attention, battalion. The mission "Corn Dough" was successfully completed. It is hereby announced that our anti-space intelligence has identified a serious anomaly in the stands of Luis Aparicio Stadium. A squad of foreign infiltrators tried to disguise themselves among our glorious fans by wearing orange clothes. Their outfit was impeccable, but they made an inexcusable tactical error during the seventh inning: the arepa test. Our thermal radars captured the exact moment of the breach. The subjects ordered some Cavimara Arps, and to the absolute horror of the high command, they proceeded to eat them with a fork and knife! In addition, the parabolic microphones recorded the moment when they asked for "extra napkins" because their pinky was stained and they removed the burnt crust from the dough. No one in this galaxy survives a baseball game without getting elbow grease! The rescue operation was immediate. The infiltrators were intercepted before entering the dugout and suddenly let loose on the diamond itself (they were banished to their planet's kickball league for violating our customs). The purity of our mountainous territory has been restored. To all our loyal fans of Zulia's Royal Eagles: The threat has been neutralized and the nest is secure. To celebrate this intergalactic victory over the imposters, the official menu changes by order of High Command. Today we will eat sardines arepa. Prepare the gloves and heat the bodar. See you on the diamond.

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