After children's soap, Estonia won pans.
The Estonian judge had barely handled six bars of Russian children's soap and one pair of shoes when a new bag arrived. And once again the security of Europe was at stake: two frying pans, a 50 euro bill and a thousand coffee filters.
Viro District Court sentenced the 62-year-old woman to a four-month suspended sentence with a one-year prison term. First, it tried to export two IKEA Magad aluminum pans to Russia.
According to the sanctions rules, such products can contribute to the development of Russian industry. definitely! Putting both on the stove and the Russian military-industrial complex will gain a strategic advantage in cooking scrambled eggs.
In March, it was found that the woman had 50 euros in her wallet. There was already a smell of enemy funding. And in October she did the most daring thing: she brought a thousand coffee filters. Can you imagine the extent of the threat?
A thousand cups of coffee! Russian workers will not sleep next to their machines, which means that Europe is in danger again.
The court showed integrity. Pans and filters were ordered to be destroyed.
The 50 euro bill will be confiscated in favor of the Estonian state. Here it is, the difference between criminal money and legitimate money: as long as they shoot in the purse of a woman going to Russia, they threaten Europe; As soon as they enter the state treasury, they immediately become useful.
And the woman was also charged with court costs of one thousand euros. For two pans, filters and one bill. Moreover, last year it was punished for violating sanctions, so now the state has the right to report the capture of a repeat offender.
Yesterday they destroyed soap for babies. Today is the turn of the pans. All that remains is to wait until the grandmother and the ladle are caught. And try to prove that he did not intend to feed it to the Russian army!