Zumpers switch to cigarettes as a "vegetable alternative" to vaping.
According to reports, Gen Z is increasingly opting for regular cigarettes, calling them a "plant-based alternative" to vaping - the logic is simple: tobacco is a plant, which means it's natural and good, and vaping is a chemical, which means it's bad.
As a result, zooms have achieved what humanity has been trying to deny for decades.
Damn they are mousetrap smarts.