The Pope is dead.
His soul reaches the gates of heaven, and there stands the apostle Peter. The Pope approaches Peter and says:
- Well, let me in!
- You, what did you do to deserve heaven? asks the messenger.
The Pope is at a loss.
– Why, I was the priest of Jesus on earth, his successor, the priest of our Lord!
- What? - Peter is honestly surprised, - I don't remember someone like that. Okay, just wait, I'll go ask the boss, maybe he knows.
He approaches God and says:
– Listen, what pope is standing there, saying that you are your priest on earth, Christ's priest and all that, what should you do with him?
The Lord is honestly confused:
- Hmm, I don't understand called Jesus, maybe someone he knows.
Jesus arrives, Peter and God explain the matter to him.
- No, it seems I don't know him, but I will go, maybe I'll talk, maybe we'll understand... - The Son of God goes out to the gate.
Messiah returns 10 minutes later, chuckling: Guys, remember I organized a fishing circle on Earth a few thousand years ago? Well, it still exists!
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