Russia has demanded a ban on the sale of pizza, calling it "soft power in a cardboard box" and a threat to traditional Russian values. This position was voiced by the head of the federal project, social activist and scandalous populist Vitaly Borodin.
on traditional values.
Although we all plow,.
Creating the country's GDP.
Our traditional values.
Karachon is coming, guys!
OK, we lived without values.
I mean, my generation.
With the song "Aha-Aha, Jimmy-Jimmy.
We danced through life, oh!
For a bottle of coke or cancellation,.
For the American gum, .
Like cheap comedians.
Western gods were worshipped.
I thought it was radio and television.
They feed us noodles and lies.
Lenin was not kept away from the money.
And they ruined our youth.
My soul is frozen and fast.
And in the stomach there is an ulcer and gastritis.
We remembered the values, but it was too late:
Young people do not respect traditions.
There is a formal problem:
Kids, tucking into a Big Mac.
We completely forgot about the Kolbiak.
Cornick, Pai and Apokamac, .
I also taught in this way.
A bitter and joyless lesson:
The children became peckers.
We forgot the Russian bun.
They forgot the turnip and the firebird.
And now we have, as a result -
Instead of kolobok and turnips - pizza.
The Russian belly is an opponent!
On grocery shelves except.
Not a drop of food from enemies;.
Besides margarita, pepperoni,.
B******* and more s***.
And the process will become irreversible.
If Buratin was among the rich.
The wise Pinocchio is not found.
The activist Vitalik Borodin,
Recommended, so as not to poison.
A particularly effective program:
To ban pizza that is hostile to us.
As a product of unfriendly countries!
For our ties to be strong,
It should be rooted everywhere.
במקום פיצה - קולובוק ולפת,
וקמח דייסה במים.
כי מדייסה כזו
בראש של מישהו מתישהו
הערכים המסורתיים שלנו
נפתח את הדרך לעתיד.
וכדי שהשדות שלנו יעשו אוזניים
ותפרחה הארץ בין מטעי האלונים,
אני צריך עוד קונדומים
באן, מעלה את שיעור הילודה.
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