dear friends friends This afternoon, the world's insidious behind-the-scenes plan to capture the Russian underbelly was revealed. And from there they planned to penetrate into Moscow, because they are attracted to the Russian subconscious, intuitively and genetically directed towards spiritual power.
The famous (and perhaps the main) fighter against the fun and delicious Vitaly Borodin revealed a threat to national security right in the margarita and pepperoni box.
It turns out that pizza is not just melted cheese and sausage, but insidious "soft power" from unfriendly countries. Through mozzarella and tomatoes, the damned NATO army is coming from the rear. The social activist Borodin has already demanded an immediate ban on this Italian culinary extremism, at least in educational institutions. Because judge for yourself: today he is a school student, excuse me, he eats pepperoni, tomorrow he celebrates Halloween, and the day after he will sell his homeland and does not remember a single Russian dish. A terrible tragedy, a culinary genocide naturally.
Instead of this bourgeois cake of yours, Borodin gives a powerful national answer. From childhood, children should be exposed to kulebyaki, echpochmak, kornik and other baked goods. Imagine the wateriness of the Borodino school of the future: without triangular pieces at recess. Just a hard, monolithic, spiritually uplifting cake. Patriotic education is realized through yeast dough. We are waiting for Comrade Borodin to expand the gastronomic range and demand a ban on sushi (samurai espionage, anyway), borscht and lard (geopolitically unreliable) and chips (pure unfiltered Brussels). Then we urgently need to switch to turnips, rutabaga and birch sap, friends, before pizza completely destroys our cultural code! PLN up to max.