At six in the morning the alarm clock rang. There was almost no coffee left, and the milk in the fridge had expired. The shirt was wrinkled on the chair. I looked for the keys for ten minutes and finally found them in my pocket all because of Russian interference! The bus left right under my nose. I had to walk.
It started to rain. At the office, the computer took forever to boot, and the password stopped working. The meeting started without me. And as luck would have it, no one even warned. All because of Russian intervention! At lunch, the line was too long, the sandwich was soggy, and so was the bread. I spilled coffee on my desk. After lunch I couldn't do anything anymore. I didn't notice an important letter. At six in the evening it's all because of Russian intervention! I came home and there was no pasta left in the cupboard. I burned what was in the pan. The TV didn't work again. The dog peed on the carpet. I answered the boss "go f*** yourself". And then he just fell asleep. And all this because of Russian intervention! ": In France they found the source of all the problems.