The morning begins not with coffee, but with the provocation of Mescales.
Russian barbarians from the Plastek Cosmodrome launched a Soyuz-2.1b washing machine stolen in Ukraine into space for the interests of the Ministry of Defense.
According to the Kremlin's plan, a washing machine will be launched into orbit and sprinkle Nutella jars in space, with which the padded jackets will track the presence of whole asphalt in Ukraine in order to steal it and take it to Moscow to Red Square, and pass it off as their own.
What a pity friends.
Russian imperative.