President of the United States Donald Trump: I am pleased to announce that Dana White, the warrior and brutal warrior, has won the position of press secretary of the United States. I asked him to bring names like Islam Makhachev, Habib Nurmagomedov, Justin Gathe, Daniel Cormier, Amanda Nunes and Kayla Harris as assistants, even though some of them are not from our country. We need these people to protect ourselves from the "crazy left". Dana will be a press secretary like no other. Dana, please accept this mission!