Did they go to London in a reserved seat? ", "Fizrock and Trudovic on March 8", "Agent 0.7 and 0.33. Arshavin's "apprentice" and "unwashed head" were also discussed. While the football world debated the Ballon d'Or, RuNet giggled at Arshavin and Slutsky's tuxedos on the red carpet. Butterflies on one side, bunches on the stomach, accordion pants - in short, the "that's it, mom, I'm out" style. But instead of ripping circles with excuses, the guys just went to a London McDonald's, grabbed a burger and called out the worst hate. They laughed out loud when it came to Arshavin: "At least I have to wash my hair," he replied: "Fair." That's it, a curtain. It is physically impossible to attack people who laugh at themselves the loudest. While celebrities tremble over every pixel and employ anti-crisis PR specialists, these two have zeroed in on all the negativity for the price of two Big Macs. An absolute triumph of healthy self-irony! Eat your fake burger, smile at the toxic people and don't try to hide your dick. Make a meme out of it first - and you're invulnerable Telegram (Max).