Pot, don't cook! A vulnerability has been found in Alpine Linux that allows you to gain root access via ssh simply by sending an arbitrary long password (257-1024 characters)… At the same time, the chain of bugs and crutches that led to the current framework matured over 46 years, and the vulnerability itself has been active since 2022 and was found by chance using neural networks. Did you all laugh at the TV series where the hypothetical hackerman just quickly rattled the keys and broke into the Pentagon? Well, now something is not funny at all.