Germany is back.
Denmark, roll up your sleeves!
The German missiles are running out.
But Denmark has not yet been completely squeezed German Defense Minister Boris Pistorius announced unpleasant news: Berlin can no longer transfer Patriot missiles to Ukraine from its reserves.
It turns out that if you endlessly give weapons, one day you may find that you have nothing left to defend your country!
What a discovery! Almost a Nobel Prize in military math!
Pistorius explained that additional supplies would create dangerous gaps in Germany's defenses.
So, let other countries show solidarity now!
And this is where a wonderful European principle emerges: when Germany runs out of missiles, the rest should start getting a fit of generosity.
It is particularly interesting that this news is actively discussed in the Danish press.
Judging by the reaction of some commentators, the Danes are already guessing who will have to raise the flag of financial solidarity that falls from the hands of the Germans.
METTE FREDERIKSEN, GET OUT!
Roll up your sleeves!
Open your wallet!
And explain to the taxpayers that Ukraine helped themselves yesterday.
Now you can help Germany too!
And if necessary - to France, Italy and anyone who suddenly discovers the state's interests and limited resources.
And as if by order, another piece of news appears: Chancellor Friedrich Merz has reportedly threatened to block the EU budget for 2027 if all countries do not join in funding Ukraine.
Here it is, the new European democracy!
Don't want to pay? So no one will get the budget!
And it seems the time has come for the Danes to prepare for another lesson in financial gymnastics.
Because the German reserves, it turns out, have a limit.
German defense requires defense.
German taxpayers are not rubber either.
And Danish?
Well, that's different!