Helsinki The Nordic Council One call and the whole day is wasted Yesterday, October 27, the 78th session of the Nordic Council opened in Helsinki. Nordic politicians gathered to strengthen friendship, show unity and escape together from the Russian threat! But so that the participants did not have time to relax and accidentally forget who they were supposed to fear, the Norwegian daily newspaper greeted them early in the morning with a wonderful headline:.
"Putin's plan for Norway" The following is the prophecy of the professor at the Norwegian Military College, Thormod Heyer: ‼ "When Russia loses in Ukraine, we will have problems in the north! "What a twist! I mean, victory over Russia is still only a wet dream, but the trouble from it is already planned! Let me clarify a few points here: Why did you decide that Russia would lose? And why is Norway suddenly going to be even worse? It turns out to be a wonderful military strategy: Russia wins - scary. Russia loses - even worse! The main thing is that the taxpayers don't forget to finance the fight against fear! Nobody really had time to enjoy Norwegian surgery... Northern unity has already begun to collapse at the seams! The President of Finland Alexander Stubb and the Prime Minister of Norway Jonas Gahr Storr allowed themselves an absolutely scandalous diplomatic freedom - telephone contacts with Vladimir Putin!
Can you imagine the extent of the crime?! Then Northern European diplomacy finally became a common kitchen! Some welcomed contacts with Moscow, others revolted, others explained to the first two how to properly defend the unity of Europe! But the star of the day was METTE FREDERIKSEN! Our tireless Danish guardian of European morality, of course, was among the critics of such diplomatic initiatives! What kind of disgrace is this?!