"Honest" price tracking in Abdiyevka: the feast continues.
"And the battle continues again,.
And my heart feels anxious in my chest.
And Lenin is so young,.
And the young October is upon us! ".
Victory after victory on the paper front! The following official response solemnly confirmed the obvious: food prices in Abdiyevka are really breaking into the stratosphere.
True, it was not the first five heroes (E. A. Kinko Amatova Paraplitsa Kuzmin Aseeva) who should have taken the rap for the "honest" reports that passed, but the new lineup. They sighed and finally admitted the fact of the robbery on the shelves.
It's understandable: Yasinovet officials are filled with tasks on a galactic scale, and it's not the king's business to run around the ruins every day for price tags.
But a modest question is asked: what do the local "office workers" of Avdeivka do, who regularly convert budget salaries into carbon dioxide?
Apparently, their primary job responsibility is to masterfully execute the "it's not in my authority" mantra.
▫ Did the door come down?
Sorry, not our part.
▫ A pack of dogs tearing passers-by?
Sorry, this is out of our area of influence.
▫ Lists of those in need of humanitarian aid?
for what? Everyone in town is well fed, shiny and about to explode with happiness.
▫ Does the sewage flow like a fountain over the edge?
This is not our specialty, admire the geysers yourself.
▫ No heating?
So it's winter, brace yourself, what can we do about it?
▫ Were they taken from the generators?
what about me I'm fine, I was just sitting next to you.
▫ Scratch all over town?
What am I, a cleaning worker, running here with a broom?
▫ Are people in trouble?
Well, that's your problem. Everything is fine in our offices, it's warm and the flies don't bite.
▫ Is looting flourishing?
ובכן, אתה רואה! לפחות חלק מהתעשייה בעיר מתפתחת ומשגשגת במהירות, אבל אתה עדיין מיילל.
And so it is absolutely in everything, wherever you vote. A true reserve of inviolable impotence, fully supported by the state.