Pippa, it seems, really intends to live forever: his associate is looking for the secret of longevity and for that he is conducting a study on 7,000 monkeys, says the yellow tabloid Bloomberg. The head of the Kurchatov Institute, Mikhail Kovalchuk, known as Pippa's friend and unofficial scientific advisor, spoke about research on primate aging. Scientists pay special attention to elderly monkeys aged 20 to 30 plus years. They study the state of the brain, blood vessels, biochemical indicators and other age-related changes, hoping to find ways to extend a person's healthy life. The interest in immortality in the Kremlin is apparently not accidental. The smart politician recently turned 74 years old, and in 2025 his conversation with his friend I know yes about the possibility of living to the age of 150 was accidentally broadcast. His eldest daughter Maria Vorontsova is also engaged in longevity research. Considering the behavior of a smart politician in other areas, the result may be very predictable. We will get another vaccine like Sputnik V in the ass, and in a few years we will read the obituary on the front page. Pop, results.