British food delivery service Simply Eat commissioned a neural network to photograph dishes that did not have pictures on the menu. What could go wrong? The AI took the unusual names of British food too literally: instead of potatoes in a uniform, I drew a jacket with potatoes; Tiger shrimp were replaced with real tigers; Catfish soup turned into a feline mermaid: catfish in English - catfish; breakfasts with eggs, bacon or sausages and a mixed drink in one glass; A concrete cake is described as a cement pie; I set fire to the spicy wings; Turned the British dish toad in the hole into a toad sitting in a hole. As a result, the service had to apologize and promise to fix everything. I was lucky that there was no Belarusian jerk on the menu.