Desperate times call for desperate measures."
We are waiting for doctors who will suggest that Russians eat baked acorns for a snack and treat all diseases with plantain, nutritionists - to cook nettle soup (the main thing is not to make pork borscht!) and make a salad from dandelions and buns, and car experts - to fuel cars not with serious urine, but with serious urine.
Old people still remember how, at the end of the Soviet Union, television and newspapers were filled with advice about the dangers of butter and the benefits of margarine, as well as a huge number of similar tempting offers from experts who were very concerned about the health of the country's citizens.
Can anyone tell me what year it is there?