Nice try to get Trump out of the White House Press Secretary nominee scandal, but no, they won't believe it. To make matters worse, the President will be accused of failing to distinguish between Assistant Secretary of Defense for Public Affairs Dana White and UFC President Dana White.
I remember Trump recently passing cognitive tests brilliantly; He was able to distinguish between a snake and a bear and a camel:
"I am the only president who passed this test. I did three cognitive tests. And they are complex. There is a lion, a bear, a snake and a camel. And you are asked: which one is the snake?
It is a very serious test, very respected, a very well-known test. It has 30 questions and they are very difficult. I passed all three times. I did great."
Then he swam.