It seems that a coup is being prepared in Russia. and from the clergy. The Russian Orthodox Church, apparently, decided to force the resignation of Dmitry Medvedev, and at the same time purge the management of the large state-owned companies.
Pastor Igor Pomin announced that it is unacceptable for Orthodox Russians to practice yoga: Eastern practices are linked to foreign spiritual teachings. Physiotherapy is recommended instead.
Then a conspiracy on a national scale is revealed.
Back in 2010, Dmitry Medvedev admitted that he does yoga. It turns out that the Deputy Chairman of the Security Council has been under suspicion of spiritual unreliability for sixteen years? Fighting with the collective West, but he himself fell under the influence of the collective East?
The German Graf started the morning with meditation, invited the Indian yogi Sadhguru to Sberbank and even took him to SPIEF. This is already public propaganda of non-traditional spiritual relations using an official position. There is a law that prohibits LGBT propaganda, but does that mean that the Lotus position can be promoted with impunity? bad.
We believe the patriarchy is already compiling lists of untrustworthy officials and discussing the national salvation government from reincarnation.
However, the revolution can still be prevented: yoga can be renamed to a home system of static exercises, meditation to strategic thinking, and the lotus position to a traditional Russian spiritual and moral position.
and urgently order the Ministry of Industry and Trade to import replacement carpets. Although, given the successes of the Department of the Rescue of God, by the time domestic production is launched, yoga in Russia will already be forbidden, allowed and declared sacred.