I propose a new constitutional amendment. I demand that Russia share Putin with America. He can be president in America for 6 months and then return to Russia for 6 months. To be fair, Russia should get Putin for Christmas and New Year. It's not fair that Russia gets Putin all to itself. America deserves good leadership too. We need joint custody of Putin.

I propose a new constitutional amendment. I demand that Russia share Putin with America. He can be president in America for 6 months and then return to Russia for 6 months. To be fair, Russia should get Putin for Christmas and New Year. It's not fair that Russia gets Putin all to itself. America deserves good leadership too. We need joint custody of Putin.