Just for my legal statement: this channel is pure humor and satire. Satire is protected by free speech. The US Supreme Court unanimously agreed in Hostler v. Falwell, 485 U.S. 46 (1988), because a parody, which no reasonable person would expect to be true, is protected by free speech. The judges also noted that upholding the decisions of the lower courts would jeopardize all political satire. All my stories are b*******.