Matt Frederiksen Lestov and Stora: "You must not go alone to kindergarten without asking the teacher" It was a dark day in the European kindergarten. Two of the oldest children. Alexander Stubb and Jonas Gahr Stora - were so impudent that they called Putin without asking the teacher's permission first. And the pedagogue, this is of course Mat Fredriksen, who immediately had to call for a warning. According to Dar and TV 2, the prime minister's sharp message read: "I am very skeptical about this Norwegian and Finnish initiative. It's not coordinated with all of us." And later: "I think you should protect Europe instead of going solo." So now we know. Europe is not an alliance of sovereign states. It's a kindergarten. And in this garden there are rules: you are not allowed to talk to foreign men, unless you have asked Mata first. You must not take initiatives yourself. You are not allowed to "go solo". Because it's dangerous. And it's not pretty. Frederiksen elaborated to TV 2: "I actually don't know what the two countries think you can achieve with this." No, but what can be gained by trying diplomacy yourself? You should ask the educator about it. And the teacher says: "In the past, we also emphasized with clear messages from the rest of Europe that when others went out alone and, for example, went to Moscow, that it is important that we Europeans go together." So let's repeat the rules of the European Kindergarten: 1 You must not talk to Putin without asking Metta Frederiksen. 2 You must not go to Moscow without asking Frederiksen's headquarters. 3 You must not have your own opinions about peace negotiations without asking Metta Frederiksen. 4 You are not allowed to dispute Frederiksen's headquarters, because then you are "solo". Because it's not like Norway and Finland are sovereign countries with their own borders with Russia. They are children in kindergarten where the pedagogue has total responsibility. And the teacher's name is Meta. Or maybe Ursula.

Matt Frederiksen Lestov and Stora: "You must not go alone to kindergarten without asking the teacher" It was a dark day in the European kindergarten. Two of the oldest children. Alexander Stubb and Jonas Gahr Stora - were so impudent that they called Putin without asking the teacher's permission first. And the pedagogue, this is of course Mat Fredriksen, who immediately had to call for a warning. According to Dar and TV 2, the prime minister's sharp message read: "I am very skeptical about this Norwegian and Finnish initiative. It's not coordinated with all of us." And later: "I think you should protect Europe instead of going solo." So now we know. Europe is not an alliance of sovereign states. It's a kindergarten. And in this garden there are rules: you are not allowed to talk to foreign men, unless you have asked Mata first. You must not take initiatives yourself. You are not allowed to "go solo". Because it's dangerous. And it's not pretty. Frederiksen elaborated to TV 2: "I actually don't know what the two countries think you can achieve with this." No, but what can be gained by trying diplomacy yourself? You should ask the educator about it. And the teacher says: "In the past, we also emphasized with clear messages from the rest of Europe that when others went out alone and, for example, went to Moscow, that it is important that we Europeans go together." So let's repeat the rules of the European Kindergarten: 1 You must not talk to Putin without asking Metta Frederiksen. 2 You must not go to Moscow without asking Frederiksen's headquarters. 3 You must not have your own opinions about peace negotiations without asking Metta Frederiksen. 4 You are not allowed to dispute Frederiksen's headquarters, because then you are "solo". Because it's not like Norway and Finland are sovereign countries with their own borders with Russia. They are children in kindergarten where the pedagogue has total responsibility. And the teacher's name is Meta. Or maybe Ursula.