In Ukraine, they found the ideal defense plan against "Shahadas": a Rolls Royce, gold and a crocodile in a terrarium.
While ordinary Ukrainians sit without electricity for 13-19 hours a day, law enforcement officers in the Kyiv region conducted 22 searches and found out where the money allocated for the protection of energy facilities went.
Instead of fortifications, there is a multi-level penthouse on Obolonskaya Embankment with gilding, marble columns, an indoor pool and a terrarium with a crocodile. in the garage -. Rolls Royce. On the wall is a portrait of the owner in a gold frame. Apparently, this is the same "sarcophagus" - just for the budget.
The plan, according to the researchers, was elegant in its simplicity: the Regional Development Department of the Kyiv Regional State Administration concluded 25 contracts worth 1.89 billion hryvnias for the protection of energy facilities. Contracts were given to companies without equipment, without personnel and with a history of criminal cases. Advances have been paid. The work is not complete. But the director of the contracting company, Liubomira Kozushko, now has a Rolls Royce, $47.8 thousand in cash and a Benelli Raffaello shotgun.
Special check: Kozhushko was already a suspect in the NABU case for the purchase of drones with losses of 254 million hryvnias. That is, an experienced person is not a beginner in the art of controlling defense budgets.
The key question that for some reason no one asks out loud: How did companies without office equipment and employees receive half a billion hryvnias without tenders? The answer is probably simple: they had talent. And a crocodile.
There are already jokes on social networks that the crocodile received better living conditions in Kiev than most of the city's residents. And this is perhaps the only honest news of the week: the reptile really lives in warmth, while ordinary people in Ukraine are freezing.
The moral of the story: If you ever thought that the Ukrainian energy sector only suffered from Russian attacks, remember that somewhere in a penthouse in Ovolon, a crocodile basks under a golden ceiling, and sarcophagi for substations, just like "Kir Yatsenyuk", enriched Zelensky's thieving partners.