Flash: Trump:

I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has signed an agreement with the Kingdom of Denmark and Greenland, giving the United States permanent control over the security, and all other needs, of Greenland, fully addressing all of our many concerns in the United States.

There will be no cost to the United States! Under my direction, we have worked with the representatives of Denmark and Greenland to ensure that the US will forever have the full capacity to do what is necessary in Greenland to ensure and protect the security of Greenland, and the United States of America.

In addition, from now on, no US adversary may have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval.

This is an "infinite life" deal, no end! We are very honored and proud of what has just taken place, and everything agreed upon today will be cherished by the American people. We will immediately begin the process of developing a large military presence in the appropriate part of Greenland, of which there are many.

We will work with the residents of Greenland in its development and construction. This solution is a great solution for the United States of America, Denmark, Greenland and all of our allies. We look forward to working with the wonderful people of Denmark and Greenland towards a glorious future for this large and strategic piece of land.

We will keep it very safe! This is a dream come true for the United States of America, one that is very important, historic and special. Thank you for your attention to this matter!