Flash: Trump:

I am proud to announce that, effective immediately, I am banning FAKE NEWS CNN, MSNOW (recently renamed from MSNBC due to lack of viewership and credibility!), and Politico (recipients of an all-time record $8 million illegal and ridiculous subscription, directly from the United States Government, under a "Cooked Joe Bims" arrangement to keep them. Me!), from the White House as a result of their constant "reporting" of FAKE NEWS!

The media should not be able to constantly write or report fiction and lies when covering the President of the United States, the Trump administration, or the United States of America.

More fake media channels to follow. Thank you for your attention to this matter!