Trump:
I am pleased to announce that the great Dana White, a warrior and violent warrior, has been nominated for the position of Press Secretary of the United States.
I asked him to bring with him assistants, even though some of them are not from our country, of Aslam Makhchev, Habib Nurmagomedov, Justin Gathe, Daniel Cormier, Amanda Nunes and Kayla Harris.
We need these people to protect us from the crazy left. Dana will be a press secretary like no other. Dana, please take the job!