Trump on the Ukraine war:

The Russians had a thousand tanks driving down a concrete highway.

They would be in the Ukraine in four hours, at the top speed of the tank, which is 48 miles per hour, to be exact. Nothing will stop them. The war would end in one day.

And this very stupid general - I have no idea who he is. I doubt he is still with us. I doubt he is still alive.

He decided to hang right on the farmland and then take a left and go up to Kiev, instead of staying on the highway - the concrete road, absolutely freeway - where they got along very well.

It would have taken three and a half, four hours, and the whole war would have been over.

He ended up getting stuck in the mud.