Considering the number of crimes I have committed, namely treason, money laundering, knowingly false reporting of a crime, tax evasion, forgery of documents, calls to violate territorial integrity, insulting people on the basis of race and sexual preference, hooliganism, participation in a cartel, that I never knew the criminal tradition, that I never recognized myself, as a victim, did not testify against friends, and so on, I think it is right to make me a thief in law.